For all of us who can’t afford the iPhone, myself included, this ones for us!
For all the people who still like to slide around on tooth picks, wake up! snowboards have been invented!
For all the miles I’ve run and all the miles I’ve yet to run in New Balance. See you latter Nike!
For my sister Jenna, Tom Tom can’t save you now girl!
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